(Opens backpack) food, grenades, timber, food, more mood, wood, yarrr old hat? More food, ammo, extra maple, cobra mag, food, honey badger, comic book, food, mag, food, some traps, food, more food, ah here we go! Good old shadow stalker!
I would just like to say how sorry I am for what happened. I was trying to make a joke but it really wasn't funny at all, I wasn't trying to threaten or intimidate anyone and I'm incredibly sorry for what you thought because of that, I promise, after this, that I'll never do anything like that again. I'm so, so sorry. I really hope that you can eventually forgive me.