ist ein bisschen länger als ich
What's on your mind?
ist ein bisschen länger als ich
Simple poll regarding classifications of different vehicle types.
The outcome will affect:
Currently used: Automobile, Watercraft, Aircraft.
The Otter is an Epic Vehicle in Unturned 3.
The APC is an Legendary Vehicle in Unturned 3.
Suggested replacements: Car, Helicopter, Airplane, Boat.
The Otter is an Epic Airplane in Unturned 3.
The APC is a Legendary Car in Unturned 3.
The Hot Air Balloon is a Legendary Helicopter in Unturned 3.
Poll results could be considered relevant sooner than other major polls.
I am playing unturned. In Washington state, I am roaming in Seattle and trying to kill Zombs. But, when I click the kill button (it worked perfectly) and return to kill more. My kill button got Jammed and can't kill more than 2 at that spot. The only solution is to restart the whole game. I was looking for help online and does not found any. One website was saying, this is a development issue but no one else is facing this. (Reference: unturneditemid.com). For last 3 days, I am just killing myself without any reason. Please refer to some documentation if possible.
For some time we keep the classic pages as archived info on the previous version's history. But now I would like to see whether you think they should be kept or removed as of today and onwards.
9/11 was 2 days ago, and still no passenger jets in unturned.
All sing happy birthday to the pirate scumlord
The way I see it there are 5 types of players
1. Kill on Sight- Unfortunetely with my luck I am forced to do this. I have two stores I will tell on why this is.
2. The Douche Bag- This guy is basically a troll. Always mean, harassing, and lying to you.
3. Bandit- This guy is like the Kill on Sight guy but makes sure to never give the loot back. The kind of Kill on Sight I'm talking about gives the loot back.
4. The Backstabbing Nude- You try to be nice to this guy and had him a gun you don't use and what does he go and do? Shoot you in the back. I've had a few good experiences with this but from some of the stories I've read this is a bad idea.
5. The Hero- This guy is super friendly and always willing to donate resources or guns to players to aid them in their journey. This is the riskiest if you ask me just because of these stories:
Ok so this story was a while ago. I was playing on Washington as a Hero, trying to help people out. I met another guy who was also trying to be nice so we decided to loot the natural military spawns together while avoiding encounters. So there is another group online, a group of 3, who said that they want to increase their group size. We decided, "Hey, why not." So we meet these guys near one of the tunnels and before they get there in their van, they say ,"We got some stuff back at our base to upgrade your weapons." So we hop in the van and start heading towards their 'base' in Seattle. On the way we see two guys walking down the road so we all hop out. They shot first so we began to return fire. Just a few seconds into the fight I get shot in the head by my teammate. I thought "Well that was strange" so I begin to head back to where the fight took place. Just when I started walking the teammate said "Why did you just shoot me" so I said "They shot me too" to which they reply, "We are bandits." This is what caused me to first be a KOS player.
The next story is much quicker and just happened less than 30 minutes ago. So I'm on Washington and I'm pretty loaded at this point. I got a machete, a Maple Strike, full military clothing, an Avenger, a canteen, and various other supplies that signify a loaded player. I'm solo at this point and wandering around near one of the campgrounds. I walk over a hill and I see a massive town built on the road with a naked player running along the road, clearly a creator. I see two guys walk out of an entrance way thing. I turn on my mic and start saying "Hi" trying to make friends. They respond "Hi" so to prove I'm friendly, I throw up my hands in the 'surrender' gesture. I come up close and they seem friendly. They all pull out their guns and are pointing them at me at point blank range. I'm starting to panic at this point. 45 minutes of playing can't go to waste can it? So they say, "Drop all of your stuff, now." I then say, "Why?" and INSTANTLY on of them started lighting me up and then the other one opened fire too. As I'm sitting there staring at the death screen I see them pouring all over my stuff like a pack of wild dogs that just made a kill. I'm sitting there stunned. My goal was to offer them some supplies, maybe one of my 30 knives considering that's all I seem to find instead of the supplies I really need.
I've now decided that unless the person is a personal friend that I have in a Skype call, I will NOT be helping them and am a PERMANENT Kill on Sight player and partial bandit. Feel free to tell your stories in the chat, I'd love to hear them.
Please do not spam the creation for pages for all of these upcoming items.
We do not want any confusion among players, nor do we want to accidentally make a mistake ourselves in formatting, or for when pages should actually be merged, or assuming item names.
The whole thing is a slippery slope, and we don't want to have to manage this all, alongside our normal pages, when it could all crumble in our face. At the moment, we have very little information we can give.
Limit most of this information to the Russia article, when possible.
Thank you. Please keep yourself updated on this post if you wish to know if any of the above changes.
hi it's me and I'm cool somehow XD
Location: the internet (lololol)
Favorite map: the one with the most noobs to kill XD
Gender: mom says im a boy, but I identify as a queer-gendered trans woman so please use the respective pronouns
Personality: im funny, i smoke weed and i like to party with my bros XD
Height: 5'10" (177.8 cm for all you british people)
If you could add one thing to unturned what would it be? more guns so I can kill more noobs XDDDDD
Well I guess that's all you want to know, see you around the wiki!
Most people won't be straight-forward with you nowadays because they either run the risk of getting banned or frowned upon, but nobody exceptionally likes it when you do something like this. There's nothing particularly special about you, whether you think that or not, and if there was you wouldn't be posting in a forum about a videogame semi-regularly. People could copy-paste this and it would probably remain true to them except for subjective details and biological data, and people don't care if you're 7'3" on a forum about videogaming, or that you want to see ducks in a videogame, without giving any actual reasoning as to why ducks might be beneficial to the game or the community, despite being so good at arguments. The "ironic example" provided above is maybe a tad bit too far, and what really inclined me to do this, the "straw that broke the camel's back", the "last drop", was the ignorance in the statement that, while it may not refer to only british people using the metric system, does either refer to the british being the only populace of significant value that use the metric system, or that the only people that are going to read the post are either of british origin or live in the United States of America, which is horrendously inaccurate.
TL;DR this isn't tumblr, reddit or facebook . Those are social medias. The people matter there. They don't here. What matters here is which gun from a videogame does more damage and the lore of a fictional setting.
My Girlfiend's 19
Been Dating For Months Now
This Guy Named Joe Comes Out Of Fucking Nowhere Into My Life
He's My New Coworker At My Work
Finds Out He Has No Money, No Place Of Residence
Moved Here For The Job And Can No Longer Afford A Hotel
Decide To Open Out To Him
Keep Him In My Apartment For Weeks
Bro Is Pretty Cool
We Play Video Games, Drink, And Watch Football
This Continues For Months
Afterwards, Find Out Girlfriend Is Pregnant
By All Tradition, I Have To Marry Her
One Night Out Eating Dinner With My Wife
Joe Stayed At The Office For Some Overtime
I Pop The Question To My Wife
She Admits She Was Raped By Joe And The Baby Wasnt Mine
She Admits She Wasnt Ready For A Commitment After Being Violated
Go Home In A Fucking Rage
Throw Out All Joe's Shit
Gonna Fucking Kill Joe When He Gets Home
Joe Gets Home About 1 a.m.
As Soon As He Opens The Door. I Fucking Punch Him In His Bastard Face
Eye Swells Up Like A Ball Of Cotton
He Swings At Me
Dodge And Swepped His Leg
He Falls Down
In A Giant Fucking Rage Now
Go To My Room, Grab My Handgun Out Of My Drawer
Go Back To Confront Joe
Joe Jumps In His Car And Fucking Hightails It Out Of There
I Havent Seen Or Heard From Him Since
On The Phone With My Brother
He Finally Asks Why I've Been So Depressed
I Tell Him That If It Hadn't Been For Cotton Eye Joe
I'd Been Married A Long Time Ago
Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go~
Where Did You Come From Cotton Eye Joe.
Tomorrow there will possibly be a big update containing loads of stuff. As of now, it is confirmed/likely confirmed that there will be:
Any thoughts? Post bellow
For all terrible jokes, maybe good ones. Preferably Unturned-related, but if you're a scumbag then you can do whatever
Why did the pilot walk past his sandpiper?
To get to the Otter side
It seems that everyone makes "Kill the User above you"-threads, so i made a "Bore the User above you"-thread.
Yes, it is a product of immense boredom.
Quote Pyramids are allowed, as so boring GIFs.
Pasting Wikipedia-articles is too allowed.
Making jokes isnt.
Let the boring begin.
Lets start with counting the "s"s in this text:
Wind affecting bullet trajectories
Added maps -Hugh town
Hopefully this format is not copyrighted by a much more populated wiki I was once part of.
Welcome for the five-something people that have seen this crap!
Just plop your maps down below and the rag-tag idiots of this wiki will review it and give feedback.
The last one is maxed out, so I decided to make ANOTHA ONE. Rules:
1. No rule one
2. You have to say banned somewhere in the post for it to count
3. Have fun
You'll know why.